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28
Jan

The Paranormal Activity movie hype busted

Okay, we all got hyped and screwed by the trailer of Paranormal Activity. Who have guessed that they will make a big success over $15,000 budget? Now who’s laughing haha, I bet you would after seeing this parodies…

SEXUAL ACTIVITY by Totally Sketch Originals

and yes, the movie is NOT folks.. so children you can now stop the debate :)

Get over it, it’s been months now and they (Micah and Katie) aren’t dead. Watch their interview after their movie.

28
Sep

Fast Food Mascot Dancing Showdown

KFC vs JOLLIBEE Nobody Showdown, dancing to the music of WonderGirls’ Nobody Song.

26
Jun

Zangief and Dhalsim retired

What if Zangief and Dhalsim and the rest of the characters are real life fighters? And they get their money from royalty fees from street fighter game.

26
Jun

What if the matrix runs from windows XP

Okay, we’ve been parodying this idea since I was in college, waaaay back the first months the matrix movie is released in the theaters. And this idea came to life by the video below, nice work collegehumor. Don’t forget to subscribe in their channel in youtube. I laugh my ass out in that video, lol!

26
Jun

What if minesweeper is a reality show, or a real job? Ekk!

More funny stuff from collegehumors, don’t forget to subscribe! :)

Minesweeper, a thing to kill your boredom… the dreaded microsoft windows’ game since … eversince…..
think…what if… it’s a real job… or better yet, a reality show like bigbrother, the apprentice…

It’s no laughing matter, … okay I can’t help it hahahahahahahahaha!…

26
Jun

Learning to play guitar… to get laid…

Now, I use to remember not just in college but as early in highschool that there are “some” guitar-playing-wannabees just to flirt with girls, hoping to get laid.
This video reminded me of that. hahaha!

Here’s more funny shit from collegehumor

26
Jun

What happened to Luigi?

A funny parody interpretation video from collegehumor youtube channel about Luigi fed up from Mario’s fame throughout the years. Great job guys, brings back the memories. :)

I love the part where you tagged Luigi with Miles ha ha ha!

11
Feb

Twilight Movie?! … Not!

We were youtubing like the usual, and we found this Twilight Movie Bloopers.

Guys behind this deserve a big ho-ho-hooray!

The movie Twilight, if you haven’t seen it (or know it) is a movie based on the book “Twilight” by Stephenie Meyer. (I hope she’s not related to Jason Mraz as they contradict what they do in life. Jason Mraz makes happy songs, while Stephenie Meyer makes sad vampire novels).

The two main of characters in the book are:

Isabella “Bella” Swan
Edward Cullen (Bella’s lover, a vampire)

Edward Cullen and his family drinks only blood of animals to satisfy their vampiric hunger, whereas Edward eventually became addictive to Bella’s scent and blood. He controlled his vampiric hunger, in which Bella found out the truth and they fall in love.

So much for the movie, I liked the novel way better than the movie.

And this blooper is better than the movie.

Advance Happy Hearts Day to all!

10
Feb

Touch My Body (Tuts My Barreh) / Karaoke Fail (English subtitles)

Looking stupid on tube nowadays is a trend, generation x is really a reverse world. Don’t you think?
I have nothing against these guys, hey we have our very own, the infamous “Moymoy Palaboys”. Three to five decades ago, you need “uber talent” to be really famous. Now, you have to have almost “zero talent” to be famour.

And you need not to lack is a huge load of guts. :)

and yeah, here’s the freakin` lyrics. Compare!

MC, uh, uh, uh In the place to be
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I know that you’ve been waiting for it
I’m waiting too
In my imagination I’d be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature’s through the roof

If there’s a camera up in here
Then it’s gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there’s a camera up in here
Then I’d best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
‘Cuz if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
‘Cuz they be all up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you like my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
I’ll hug your body tighter
Than my favorite jeans
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea

If there’s a camera up in here
Then it’s gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there’s a camera up in here

Then I’d best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
‘Cuz if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
‘Cuz they be all up in my business
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you like my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

I’m a treat you like a teddy bear
You won’t wanna go nowhere
In the life of luxury
Baby just turn to me
You won’t want for nothing boy(Nooo)
I will give you plenty joy

Touch my body
Put me on the floor (throw me on the floor) Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel Like you never did.
Touch my body

Let me wrap my thighs (let me wrap my thighs, around your waist for just a little taste)
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body

Know you like my curves (I know you like it)
Come on and give me what I deserve (Give me what I deserve babe)
And touch my body.

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah (Yeah, yeah)
Oh yeah oh yeah (every little way you like to touch my body baby)
Touch my body (yeah Yeah ooh ooh baby… Oh Oh, ooh ooh baby)
Touch My Body (uh Uh ooh ooh ooh)
Touch My Body (come on Give Me what I deserve… Oh)

10
Feb

Don’t Laugh in High School – Gaki No Tsukai Episode 15


Here’s the scoreboard of How many times they got smacked with bamboo sword.

Yamazaki Housei – 103
Endo Shozo – 103
Tanaka Naoki – 95
Maatsumoto Hitoshi – 162

…plus a couple of smack for each after graduation courtesy of Itao’s wife…

…like a virgin… weee… touch for the very first time… like a..

*smack!!!*

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